I'm always laughing at the way my toddler and my dogs interact with each other but as I was laying in bed last night I couldn't help but giggle about all the things I say when they are interacting with one another. If not in context they come off quite odd and funny. Anyone that has a dog or any pet with kids might find some of these things familiar but here are some funny things I find myself saying:
"No sucking on the dog."
"Stop smooching the baby!"
"Don't lick that!"
"Stop biting the dog"
"Get your head out of the diaper."
"Get your nose out of the crib"
and my personal favorite...
"Catch the diaper it's running away!"
Oh the life with dogs and a kid. Got to love it!